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J. W. Wells & Co., Family Sorcerers

About the Company

J. W. Wells & Co. is a publicly-traded company, founded on February 29, 1860.  Our global headquarters and principal retail outlet are at 70 St. Mary Axe, London, England, but we ship our products throughout the world using our fast, efficient flying carpet delivery system.  Our experts are available for on-site consultation, delivering custom incantations to even the most demanding of clients.

Our Vision Statement

We strive to enhance shareholder value and increase market penetration in the field of retail sorcery through the use of effective marketing, customer quality assurance, and frequent demonic posession.

Quotes from our Satisfied Customers

"[J. W. Wells] showed more delicate appreciation than we expect from persons of his station."
  -- Alexis Pointdextre, heir to Sir Marmaduke Pointdextre

"What is this fairy form I see before me?"
  -- Annabella, Lady Sangazure

Latest Stock Quote

J. W. Wells & Co. is traded as JWWC on the London Stock Exchange.  Our stock prices for the next year are shown below.  As you can see, now is an excellent time to invest in J. W. Wells & Co.

Share prices, Oct 1999-April 2002


Copyright 2000 Jason Goodman.  Last updated March 05, 2002.
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